Mystery Outbreak Of Tourette’s At US School

SHORT NEWS: Erin Brockovitch Spill is Polluting Students Minds - An outbreak of Erin Brockovitch eco-paranoia is sweeping across New York it is reported. The Government fears this could lead to a further outbreak of the over-zealous over-conservative and self-congratulating, self-preserving ‘specialists’.

Government officials and scientists have identified that pollution from a train spill has definitely not caused a fucking outbreak of pretend Tourettes in a cocking school, so slag off. However, this has not stopped continual campaigning by Brockovitch to create work for pretend specialists to endlessly speculate upon for vast sums of public money.

Professor Andrew Brown of Sodov University has slammed remarks that this is in anyway real, “F%$k you news man.”

Contaminated Land Specialist Rusty Bullethole did not respond but sat in a corner rubbing his hands together mouthing the letters P, F and I over and over again.

New York Kids – too much GoodFellas