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		<title>Another excuse for thinly veiled racism as patriotism</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2013 20:33:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty Bullethole</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Roving reporter Rusty Bullethole hasn’t really seen or heard the news about the Woolwich &#8216;Madmen&#8217; but has instantly been drowned in vague statements about how everyone should ‘just go home’. Rusty spouts off all over your newsface once more. Having been subjected to &#8216;local&#8217; radio (yes, it sends shivers down the spine doesn&#8217;t it?) and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Fiscal Cliff is my fault.&#8221; Admits TWKs Bullethole</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty Bullethole</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theweaselkickers.com/?p=712</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The indisputable financial issues are mounting for a world that has a hole in its pocket but TWK megastar and batrachaphobe Rusty Bullethole explains why it is his fault the global crisis is upon us&#8230;. &#8220;I paid off my credit card in 2007.&#8221;, the vociferous and slightly drunk co-frontman divulged,&#8221;It was nearly a grand. It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gazza Still Alive and Addicted to Saying the Same Things &#8211; TWKs Top 5 Impending Celebrity Deaths</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 13:19:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty Bullethole</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following on from TWK Article on Celebrity Deaths we here at TWK have been inundated by a letter to review those people that either should be dead by now or those that we think already are dead but actually they aren&#8217;t. TWKs in house expert panel of Rusty Bullethole and Andrew Brown act as Choreographer, Coroner [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cameron Promises EU Referendum, Blue Peter Badge and Free Porn</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 08:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty Bullethole</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has been announced today by Prime Minister Mr David Cameron has PROMISED that there will &#8220;Deffo be a reffo on the Euro, THIS TIME, deffo fo sho&#8217;, no shit.&#8221;. Roving political reporter for TWK, Rusty Bullethole, distends&#8230; It has been a long haul to the &#8216;half-time&#8217; of the coalition but here we are. Now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rory McIlroy by Caravaggio</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 10:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty Bullethole</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;]]></description>
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		<title>The Tea Little Pigs by Nick and Louise</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 10:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty Bullethole</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theweaselkickers.com/?p=695</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time in a cafe there on the table was a 3 dimensional marketing leaflet describing idyllic times when tea was refined and those that drank it sat on large decorative chairs with a comfort only fit for a regal leader. The story promotes the wondrous tale of a couple, Nick and Louise, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Footballing Genius?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2012 10:14:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty Bullethole</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are many things that make us stand in awe of our peers and their historic equivalents. Whether it be designing huge steam engines, building enormous structures, long bridges, making metal birds that fly or igniting huge amounts of fuel so that tin cans that can reach the moon we are generally impressed, and rightly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Batman, No Vote, No Point</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 16:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty Bullethole</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theweaselkickers.com/?p=671</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Having been an interesting week in the UK people have, or mainly haven&#8217;t, been voting on something which they have no idea about, don&#8217;t care about or in the main, see little point in talking about let alone having as a system of governance. Rusty Bullethole remonstrates. The Police. They kind of do their job [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Sells Deadly Space and its Hidden Threats</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 14:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty Bullethole</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The former love affair of a once coveted frontier slowly dwindled until a man, named only as &#8216;Ted&#8217;, bought it for a singular English Pound last year. Now &#8216;Ted&#8217; has become a multi-billionaire after selling his vast portfolio to Google. Astronomer Royale Rusty Bullethole precipitates: Since its origin in the Universe Factory outer space has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Floody Hell: Democratic Super Storm Kills Less Americans than Guns.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2012 14:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty Bullethole</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the USA sits in acorner with its knees up to its chin quitely whimpering the rest of the world stands with its hands on its hips saying &#8220;I told you so&#8221;, &#8220;You don&#8217;t listen do you?&#8221; and other evocative comments surely to cause outrage at this blog. Intermittent explorer Rusty Bullethole judges further: Wind [...]]]></description>
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