Rusty Bullethole

Bass Guitar and Vocals

"Rusty Bullethole derives from the Anglian region of the United Kingdom. Being black before he was born he found it difficult adjusting to the life as a white boy. Born in the vicinity of his mother the anarchic minded and self proclaimed bass player led the mighty Leeds United to League Championship Glory by only his 18th birthday. After conquering Everest and landing a leading part in Star Trek: The Next Generation the singer-songwriter decidied to form The Weasel Kickers, and lo, there were Weasel Kickers and the world did rejoyce"

Letters to Rusty 5:24

Andrew Brown

Guitars and Vocals

"Andrew Brown descends from the long line of French Aristocrats that own a small percentage of Antarctica and Andrew even has his own glacier that he lends out to friends for honeymoons and anniversaries. More often than not Andrew can be found lounging around outside coffee shops in a string vest pretending he is poor whilst inside he laughs and mocks the afflicted. A sociable type Andrew enjoys nothing more than downing six cans of super lager and dribbling with the local tramps, a form of escapism learnt during his time in the Foreign Legion."

Book of Brown 8:23

Aidy Hammersley

Drums and Vocals

"As a modern artist Adrian has developed his own unique style of offensive art. Sold in many third world countries as a substitute for medicine Adrians art has also been used to start wars. Oops, sorry, has also been used in Star Wars. Working mainly in the Gobi Desert during his formative years Aidy quickly developed a unique bond with camels, both Bactrian and Dromedary but mainly the former. It isn't clear from the archaelogical record how this led to his astutue drumming abilities, however, the link is obvious."

Origin of the Species - Charles Darwins Version

Chris 'Baldy' White

Keys and Samples

"Started his working life as a Saturday morning wrestler with the stage name of The Terrorist, this quickly became unpopular as did his world famous finishing moves - The Nail Bomb and The Baby Stamper. A quick move into television saw Baldy attain the dizzy heights of presenting Naked Politics on the Sex Channel. After the infamous interview with the Dimbleby Clan (now officially scrubbed from the archives) Baldy unsuccessfully ran for the leadership of the Party Party where his proposal for the job fell through as soon as he sobered up although he still claims this is untrue and he was merely lucid in a moment of unwaivering intoxication."

Wrestling, Politics and Booze : Drinking to Stay in Power - Chris 'Baldy' White

Rusty's attic, sometime in early Feb 2005: Russ and Andy sit down with guitars and influential materials and entertain themselves by singing songs about stuff that has annoyed them. It was such fun we decide to have another go the following week to see if we can write any more. We did write a couple more but we decided to play the same ones again and they got better.

After a few months of writing songs we got asked to perform at a particular gig. we were very different to the music generally there, but it all seemed to go down ok with the two of us playing acoustic guitars as 'The Andrew Brown Experience'.

Fast forwarding a couple of years to 2007 Rusty had a new housemate by the name of Aidy. Aidy had a friend called Baldy and this led to the formation of the line up we know today. In March 2007 TWK played their first practice session and had the first gig lined up at The Victoria Inn, Derby in 13 weeks time...

So that was then and by 2009 there were 9 recorded tracks ready for their first CD. With still at least another 30 to record, TWK will hopefully have many more albums to follow the inaugural "Don't Complain".

In 2010 The Weasel Kickers record "Carbon Neutral" hit number one in the Music World Radio Charts and stayed top for a record breaking 3 weeks before being knocked off and then once again regaining the top spot.

So what is next for TWK?