Rusty Bullethole is the awesome development of famous brain surgeon Contrador Labotymie.
The early life of Bullethole was spent, naturally, in a laboratory eating many forms of powdered herb extracts, pharmaceuticals and human skin. Spent entirely under artificial light the monster had a delectable array of pseudo anarchic intake prior to his release into the natural wild whereupon man decided to track him to find his intoxicating, hallucinogenic and rejuvenating excreta.
Once able to form basic human words and communicate with mankind via the audible media of log smashing he became Finance Minister for Greece. Since then he has mutated a vocal arrangement almost like a singing chain saw.
Rusty Bullethole also plays and sings in some made up Midlands band.