Andrew Brown was extracted from Hartcliff Folly in the early to mid 1980s although details of this are sketchy as the man that uncovered him died a mysterious death.
Engravings of the youthful Brown are scattered across much of the Ridings of Yorkshire to tell cautionary tales to the youth of alcohol consumption. Pictures of the giant show him drinking lakes full of alcohol and silos laden with Jaegermeister which are closely followed by scenes of the huge man shown horizontal and clutching a plethora of Lucozade Sport flavoured ships stolen from the gentry. How he ended up in Hartcliff Folly is, to this day, unknown.
Awoken from his slumber the giant mechanical man began to slay ignorant and backward people mercilessly for fun with his laser vision. He has since been recruited by ACAS and the trade unions in a joint attempt to ‘deal’ with the Con-Dem government. Similarly, he has been recruited by the Con-Dem government as advisor on how to deal with the Middle East.
Andrew also plays guitar and sings in some made up Midlands band.